Jake Cruise has become one of the more polarizing figures in gay porn, and even his biggest critics would be hard pressed to deny their ire is based on some modicum of jealousy. After all, Jake’s gotten to molest service the likes of Arpad Miklos, Jeremy Bilding, Kurt Wild, David Taylor, Leo Giamani, Mike Roberts, and Zeb Atlas (to name but a few).

But now Jake’s going to let several lucky winner see just how awesome it is to fuck someone *way* out of their league by letting them be “Jake For A Day”. Entrants must submit some recent photos* along with a short essay on why they should be Jake for a day, and what type of scene they would like to be in. Click here to apply or to find out more.

*Do you have to be hot to win? I will let you decide by checking out a couple pics of the first “Jake For A Day” contest winner Justin Montgomery (in his scene with “young newcomer” Hans VonFersten) after the jump ...

While XXX TV Show porn parodies have been a mainstay on the straight side of things for the past few years, we’ve been slow to catch up on the gay side. Which is fine; I’m not exactly sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the gay porn parody versions of “WKRP In Cincinnati”, “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”, or “The Osbournes” (all shows that have recently — and inexplicably — been made into straight porn parodies).

But the idea of a “Jersey Shore” gay porn parody makes sense since the show is already a porn parody of itself, so I say good job to Jet Set for being the first to get it down (they’ve already done two different straight versions, but who’s counting?).

Chris Steele, the director of “Jersey Score”, made some major casting scores, too, with Dean Coxx (above, left) as “The Stimulation”, Derrick Vinyard as “The Solution”, and Kevin Cavalli (above right) as Pauly G. I adore Kevin and not only because he uses more gel then the real Pauly G. Kevin actually starred alongside Johnny Castle in one of the straight Jersey Shore parodies. Check out a couple more images — and plenty of hair gel — from Jersey Score after the jump …

(Photo courtesy Just Jarret)

Sadly, this film has nothing to do with the Bratislavan gay porn mega-studio; it’s actually an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant’s 1885 novel about a ruthless social climber named Georges Duroy who rises to from poverty to the upper echelons of society by taking advantage of rich women.

While Bel Ami means “beautiful friend” in French, its unclear why George Duroy (the legendary gay porn director) named himself after one of literature’s least-likable characters. Was Duroy making a larger statement about the shallowness of pornography or had he merely not done his homework when he chose his pseudonym? No one seems to know, not even the Bel Ami employees I’ve asked (After I read short novel on a long flight a few years ago I was determined to find out.)

Either way, let’s hope some queen in the casting office is able to slip in a cameo by Lukas Ridgeston, Brandon Manilow, or The Peters Twins. And speaking of The Peters Twins, those cheeky bastards have started making their own “home movies”. Check out the free image gallery and trailer after the jump …

(Photo courtesy Just Jarret)

Sadly, this film has nothing to do with the Bratislavan gay porn mega-studio; it’s actually an adaptation of Guy de Maupassant’s 1885 novel about a ruthless social climber named Georges Duroy who rises to from poverty to the upper echelons of society by taking advantage of rich women.

While Bel Ami means “beautiful friend” in French, its unclear why George Duroy (the legendary gay porn director) named himself after one of literature’s least-likable characters. Was Duroy making a larger statement about the shallowness of pornography or had he merely not done his homework when he chose his pseudonym? No one seems to know, not even the Bel Ami employees I’ve asked (After I read short novel on a long flight a few years ago I was determined to find out.)

Either way, let’s hope some queen in the casting office is able to slip in a cameo by Lukas Ridgeston, Brandon Manilow, or The Peters Twins. And speaking of The Peters Twins, those cheeky bastards have started making their own “home movies”. Check out the free image gallery and trailer after the jump …

In honor of Mexico City’s implementation of a gay marriage law yesterday, a few pictures of the Mexican I wouldn’t mind taking down the aisle: Alessio Romero. I met him on his first shoot, on the set of <a href="http://gunzblazing.com/hit.php?w=100834&s=44&p=2&c=&t=0&cs=&tool=7&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nakedsword.com%2Fmovie.aspx%3FmovieID%3D20291"Mustang's Green Door where he shot with Man of the Year Samuel Colt. Ever since — in his movies for Titan, Hot House and most recently again for Mustang in Laid Off — his eager bottom and scrub brush chest hair have grabbed me. Or I’ve grabbed me, I guess.